00:13 <@deen_> There went my internet, back 00:13 <@EastByte> deen: on the 31c3 I will allocate some 10gbit ports for ddnet so we can run a big event :) 00:13 <@deen_> EastByte: haha 00:13 < TestTee96> http://prntscr.com/4un7yn 00:14 < TestTee96> deen_: Do you want me to host a Test GER server for you 00:14 <@deen> the website is dynamic, so I'd also need linux =/ 00:14 <@deen> and a database and stuff 00:15 < TestTee96> for a teeworlds server? 00:15 <@deen> i don't think we need a test server 00:15 < TestTee96> Alright 00:15 <@deen> but thanks for the offer 00:15 < TestTee96> Contact me if I can help you 00:16 <@deen> Sure, thanks 00:29 <@deen_> higher ups? 00:29 < shorefire> As in player skill/how well known they'rwe 00:29 < shorefire> Like Ama, Aoe, welf, lady, etc 00:29 <@deen_> i think the community is pretty nice, and i have talked to noobs too 00:30 <@deen_> they don't seem to be afraid to bring stuff up 00:30 <@deen_> and the "deen" on that server wasn't even me^^ 00:30 < shorefire> ah he was timing out anyway lol 00:31 <@deen_> The list of testers is here, shorefire: http://ddnet.tw/staff/ 00:31 <@deen_> You're not a tester anymore since I didn't see you being very active on the forum 00:31 < shorefire> Which you removed me from 00:31 < shorefire> ? 00:31 < shorefire> Yet you said to me a few weeks ago I still am? 00:31 <@deen_> maybe you were a few weeks ago, i honestly don't know 00:31 < shorefire> I said why dont you re-add me to the list and you said 'you dont need to be on the lsit you can still be tester' ? 00:31 <@deen_> aaah 00:32 <@deen_> yeah, everyone can just test 00:32 < shorefire> Exactly but 00:32 < shorefire> without being on the list 00:32 <@deen_> i thought you were talking about "official testers" 00:32 < shorefire> none even listens to a thing I have to say 00:48 < shorefire> [00:41:37] Also something I wanted to bring up with you deen 00:48 < shorefire> [00:41:44] I think the tester should be there only to test for bugs 00:48 < shorefire> [00:41:56] Not to judge how 'good' the map is and not to ask the mappers to change parts because they dont like it 00:48 < deen_> [00:45:36] Sorry 00:48 < deen_> [00:45:47] My internet connection is dying a lot today 00:48 < deen_> [00:46:03] Here we go: 00:48 < deen_> [00:46:07] Shorefire. I looked through the logs and would summarize it like this: You came on the server and asked why a map wasn't released yet. (Note that the mapper asked me NOT to release it yet since he's still changing stuff.) The testers explained to you that no official tester has fully tested the map yet. They also explained to you that you're not an official tester. Then you started insulting 3 testers at once, entirely unprovoked: 00:48 < deen_> [00:46:23] [14-10-10 00:17:10][chat]: 3:-2:Shorefire: Just these retard mods being retards 00:48 < deen_> [00:46:27] [14-10-10 00:17:15][chat]: 3:-2:Shorefire: lady Lady Saavik the phyco 00:48 < deen_> [00:46:30] [14-10-10 00:17:18][chat]: 3:-2:Shorefire: Ama: the cunt 00:48 < deen_> [00:46:34] [14-10-10 00:17:20][chat]: 3:-2:Shorefire: Welf: the ego 00:48 < shorefire> [00:46:36] Entirely unprovoked? 00:48 < deen_> [00:46:37] [14-10-10 00:17:23][chat]: 3:-2:Shorefire: The perfect crew lol 00:48 < shorefire> [00:46:38] really deen? 00:48 < deen_> [00:46:40] [14-10-10 00:17:24][chat]: 6:-2:Welf: Shorefire: stop it or ban 00:48 < deen_> [00:46:43] [14-10-10 00:17:26][chat]: 3:-2:Shorefire: see 00:48 < deen_> [00:46:47] [14-10-10 00:17:30][chat]: 3:-2:Shorefire: Express opinoin = ban 00:48 < deen_> [00:46:50] Stop insulting the people who put hours of work into DDNet every day for months now. Noone is perfect and they don't need to be, but they help the project more than you can imagine so I will not tolerate this. If you don't stop I will ban you personally, Shorefire. 00:48 < deen_> [00:47:10] yes, i read the chat, it was unprovoked 00:48 < shorefire> [00:47:15] Funny how you skipped what they said to me 00:48 < shorefire> [00:47:30] strange that, aint it? 00:48 < shorefire> [00:47:41] ugh I'm tired 00:48 < shorefire> [00:47:42] cya 00:48 < deen_> [00:48:04] i don't want to post the entire chat since you posted very personal insults in there 00:48 < deen_> [00:48:09] well, bye 00:48 < deen_> anyway, the worst thing the testers said to Shorefire was "Shorefire: you are not a tester" 00:49 < deen_> oh, and also "Shorefire: just leave everyone alone" 00:49 <+Welf> maybe i said sth like you are not a good tester 00:50 < deen_> what a nice guy 00:50 < deen_> [14-10-10 00:47:52][chat]: 3:-2:Shorefire: I hope the ddos comes back 00:50 < deen_> [14-10-10 00:47:56][chat]: 3:-2:Shorefire: and this shit gets taken down 00:50 < deen_> Welf: I read the chat, you guys handled it very nicely. no insults at all 00:50 < deen_> thanks for trying to be reasonable with someone unreasonable 00:51 < deen_> [14-10-10 00:48:09][chat]: 3:-2:Shorefire: ddnet needs to die 00:51 < deen_> [14-10-10 00:48:48][chat]: 3:-2:Shorefire: This place is run by a bunch of fucking kids 00:51 < deen_> [14-10-10 00:48:53][chat]: 3:-2:Shorefire: half of them crazy cunts 00:51 <@heinrich5991> stop it, it's ok 00:51 <@heinrich5991> he's gone 00:52 < deen_> i thought it was important to post 00:52 < deen_> It's not the first time we got something like this from shorefire 00:52 < deen_> and sometimes people believe him and they may actually start ddosing us 01:20 <@deen> should work from here now 01:33 < Maple> help deen 01:33 <@deen> what? 01:34 < Maple> welf wont stop trolling me 01:34 < Maple> he called me a dickhead 01:34 <+Welf> :D 01:34 <@deen> I'm not your babysitter 01:34 < Maple> moderator abuse 01:34 < Maple> ABUSE 01:34 < Maple> i leave ddnet forever 01:34 <+Welf> it was a faker of me :( 01:34 < Maple> ddmax ftw 01:34 < Maple> ddmax is best 02:00 <@deen> !ddnetpeak 02:00 <+Nimda> Current players on DDNet : 206 02:00 <+Nimda> Current DDNet peak : 532 users online at 2014-09-28 20:14:41 02:02 <@deen> total players in teeworlds: 385 02:02 <@deen> Chilean community is really big 04:04 <+o_be_one> im back 04:14 <+o_be_one> oO 05:28 <+Nimda> DDNet Chile went down! 05:30 <+Nimda> DDNet Chile went back online! 05:39 <+Nimda> DDNet Chile went down! 05:40 <+Nimda> DDNet Chile went back online! 08:50 < hannibal> good morning 09:50 <+laxadedi> good morning ! 09:50 <+laxadedi> hannibal: 10 minutes and 7 hours left :p 09:50 < hannibal> oh you are so right - i'm counting :D 09:51 <+laxadedi> I don't get why you want that much to be in week-end if you enjoy what you do at work. 09:51 <+laxadedi> I just wanna be tonight to have a full night sleep personally :p 09:51 < hannibal> i know the reason, it's embarrassing. 09:52 < hannibal> i'm currently trying to quit using a drug. and i let myself take it at weekends 09:52 <+laxadedi> xD 09:52 <+laxadedi> Weed ? 09:52 < hannibal> worse :( 09:52 <+laxadedi> wut 09:52 <+laxadedi> cocaine oO ? 09:52 < hannibal> let's not talk about it :D 09:53 <+laxadedi> Well, it's been nearly 10 years that I am smoking :x 09:53 < hannibal> yes, i smoke weed as well. every day... :/ 09:53 < hannibal> ever tried to quit it? 09:54 <+laxadedi> my only drugs are cofee and tobacco 09:54 <+laxadedi> hum... think I quitted 1 week once, and 2 weeks another time 09:54 <+laxadedi> 2 weeks wasn't by choice 09:54 <+laxadedi> 1 week by choice :p 09:54 < hannibal> ah you smoke cigarettes for 10 years? 09:54 <+laxadedi> yeah 09:54 < hannibal> well.. that's not that bad. :D 09:54 <+laxadedi> I don't do drugs :p 09:55 <+laxadedi> Each time I tried, it ended in a bad reaction 09:55 <+laxadedi> I smoke around 15 cig / day 09:55 < hannibal> that's reasonable. don't worry 09:55 < hannibal> you'll get 80 nevertheless :p 09:55 <+laxadedi> I don't think it is :p 09:56 <+laxadedi> I think it's mostly about luck 09:56 <+laxadedi> I could die tomorrow from a stroke 09:56 <+laxadedi> or never 09:56 < hannibal> more like chance 09:56 < hannibal> if you smoke, you increase your chances of dying early 09:57 <+laxadedi> ok 09:57 < hannibal> but still 09:57 <+laxadedi> I am going to do something I should not do :p 09:57 < hannibal> you could also live 100 years 09:57 < hannibal> right now? 09:57 <+laxadedi> !calc 365*9*15 09:57 <+Nimda> 365 * 9 * 15 = 49 275 09:57 <+laxadedi> OMG 09:57 <+laxadedi> 50k cigarets smoked xD 09:58 < hannibal> 9 years though :D 09:58 < hannibal> didnt yoiu say 10 09:58 <+laxadedi> ok, how much seconds do you loose each time you smoke ? 09:59 < hannibal> haha 09:59 < hannibal> 300 09:59 <+laxadedi> well, apparently it's 11 minutes 09:59 <+laxadedi> http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1117323/ 09:59 < hannibal> oh you mean 09:59 < hannibal> how much earlier you will die 10:00 < hannibal> you have to count in the time that it takes to smoke one as well. 10:00 < hannibal> it's lost life time 10:00 <+laxadedi> !calc 50000 * 11 / 60 / 24 10:00 <+Nimda> ((50 000 * 11) / 60) / 24 = 381,944444 10:00 <+laxadedi> wow 10:00 <+laxadedi> I have lost 1 year already ! 10:00 < hannibal> :D 10:00 < hannibal> oh would it be comfortable if we could calculate our life time like that 10:00 <+laxadedi> No, cause I smoke indoor at home, and I take a break when I work to smoke, so it's not lost time 10:01 < hannibal> there was this joke 10:01 < hannibal> that sex gives you an additional life time of 15min or something 10:01 <+laxadedi> wow 10:01 <+laxadedi> I am fucked 10:01 < hannibal> so each time you smoke, just have sex once 10:01 <+laxadedi> yeah sure, I am gonna have 15 times sex a day 10:02 < hannibal> :D 10:02 < hannibal> maybe masturbating counts as well 10:02 <+laxadedi> my sex life has been empty for 6 years 10:02 <+laxadedi> oh right, nice ! 10:02 < hannibal> i'm taking a break now 10:02 < hannibal> cu in 15min :D 10:02 <+laxadedi> I'll do the same 10:31 <+pause> laxadedi: yo 10:32 <+laxadedi> pause: yo mofo 10:32 <+pause> laxadedi: I really need to pay you a hooker then 10:32 <+laxadedi> :D 10:32 <+pause> laxadedi: This is charity level now 10:32 <+pause> Maybe government will give me tax reduction 10:32 <+pause> LOL 10:33 <+pause> laxadedi: How can i kick my ghost on quakenet ? 10:33 <+laxadedi> your ghost ? 10:33 <+pause> If i disconnect, but still not timeouted 10:34 <+laxadedi> there is no name service on quakenet, you have to wait 10:34 <+pause> Not the case right now, but i wondered 10:34 <+pause> Oh, shit, ok 10:34 <+laxadedi> No nick name reservation too 10:35 <+pause> laxadedi: Do you prefer asian or eastern europe hooker laxa ? 10:35 <+laxadedi> eastern europe 10:36 <+pause> Good choice ! 10:37 <+pause> Well, come near my work when you feel like it ! 10:38 <+pause> xD 11:17 <+laxadedi> pause: I don't want a hooker, but a call girl :p 11:17 < hannibal> whop, had a meeting i did not expect. 11:19 <+pause> laxadedi: That stuff costs way more i guess 11:20 <+pause> I'm not a roman emperor, and i promised you a hooker, not a call girl XD 11:20 <+laxadedi> hooker sounds quite dirty to me :( 11:20 <+pause> Well it's more or less the same, changing the name does not change the thing itself 11:21 <+laxadedi> it's not the same ! 11:21 <+pause> Would you feel better if i called that a "stress relieving female worker" ? 11:21 <+laxadedi> lol 11:21 <+laxadedi> I am not stressd 11:21 <+pause> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuEQixrBKCc 11:21 <+Nimda> [YouTube] Title: George Carlin - Euphemisms | Rating: 4.84/5.00 | Views: 794,425 11:24 <+pause> laxadedi: Well, why do you want a call girl then ? 11:25 <+laxadedi> yeah xD 11:26 <+pause> What ? 11:26 <+pause> How is that an answer to my question lol 11:26 <+laxadedi> oh, I didn't read the why 11:26 <+laxadedi> it's better, feel like you got more privacy than a hooker, and it's indoor and not hidden in some dirty place 11:27 <+pause> laxadedi: Well, there's those things called hotels i heard 11:27 <+pause> Not going to pay for that though 11:27 <+pause> And you've got to have a place anyway 11:28 <+pause> Well, maybe not for low-end ones XD 11:29 < hannibal> stress relieving female worker, haha. how is this not the standard term for this job :D 11:30 <+pause> hannibal: I don't know, people should like euphemisms by now ! 11:30 <+pause> look the linked video for lots of laugh =P 11:31 < hannibal> can't.. need my headphones right now :D 11:31 <+pause> hannibal: Too bad =P 11:35 < hannibal> btw are you all at work too? 11:36 <+pause> hannibal: I am 11:36 <+pause> laxadedi: So, what is it going to be ? 11:36 < hannibal> what does it mean if someone requests CTCP version from me? :D 11:36 <+pause> hannibal: someone is querying your irc client for name, version, etc 11:37 < hannibal> i clicked webchat on ddnet.tw :p 11:37 <+laxadedi> I requested your client name, that's a CTCP request in IRC. 11:39 < hannibal> i remember that i used "limechat" on my macbook 11:40 < hannibal> and in the old days.. mIrc :D 11:42 <+pause> laxadedi: Sooo ? 11:43 <+pause> laxadedi: I want to honor my promises, but if you don't that's fine to me XD 11:43 <+laxadedi> xD 12:03 <+pause> laxadedi: There's also charming chinese hookers in their 50s near my work, i'm sure you would love that 12:04 <+pause> laxadedi: I call them 'nausea emitters' 12:04 <+pause> Goes perfectly with the sweet sewage smell in this area 12:07 <+pause> *nausea field emitters 12:09 < hannibal> where do you live 12:10 < hannibal> i mean country :D 12:13 <+pause> hannibal: France 12:14 < hannibal> ah, okay 12:16 <+pause> hannibal: Lol, did you expect something like north korea ? xD 12:16 < hannibal> god no. i was sure it would be european 12:18 < hannibal> gotta admit, i am a bit francophile :D been there multiple times, love reading books that take place there, et j'adore la langue! 12:18 <+pause> hannibal: Nice =D 12:18 <+pause> Where do you come from ? 12:18 < hannibal> switzerland 12:19 < hannibal> but the german part 12:20 <+laxadedi> eating in front of computer, please entertain me 12:20 <+pause> laxadedi: We're not call girls laxa 12:21 <+pause> hannibal: Lots of bunkers in switzerland ! 12:21 < hannibal> oh, lunch time already 12:21 < hannibal> bunkers? 12:21 < hannibal> guess so.. 12:21 < hannibal> we have to hide if someone comes for us, no alternatives. 12:21 <+pause> Yup, i heard there was enough bunkers for the whole population XD 12:21 <+pause> Sounds awesome 12:22 <+pause> Especially with things to come 12:22 < hannibal> hm, isn't it standard that there's at least enough space for the whole population? 12:22 < hannibal> lol 12:22 < hannibal> guess not if you say it like that :D 12:22 <+pause> hannibal: Not at all in the rest of the world 12:23 < hannibal> we use them for 12:23 < hannibal> hmm what's the english word 12:23 < hannibal> refugees? 12:24 < hannibal> or asylum seekers. 12:24 <+pause> hannibal: In bunkers ? 12:24 <+pause> LOL 12:25 < hannibal> yea, not the best solution. but space is limited. 12:26 <+pause> They'll be glad in case of nuclear war =D 12:27 <@deen> everything broke! 12:29 < hannibal> we should switch to speaking french in here. i want to learn it. :D 12:29 < hannibal> j'essay 12:29 < hannibal> parler 12:30 < hannibal> francais toujours 12:30 < hannibal> hmm 12:30 < hannibal> :( 12:33 <+pause> hannibal: Not bad ! 12:33 <+pause> deen: What happened ? 12:34 <@deen> eh, nothing ddnet related^^ 12:34 <@deen> just an old project of mine, and suddenly it's broken in 3 places and I'm trying to fix it 12:38 <@heinrich5991> je m'apelle(s?) heinrich5991 12:38 < hannibal> <3 12:38 <@heinrich5991> ça va? 12:38 < hannibal> c'est un trés bon name.. ? 12:38 < hannibal> oui ca va bien, et toi? 12:38 <+laxadedi> You even switched to french keyboard :p 12:39 <@heinrich5991> ça va bien aussi, merci 12:39 <+laxadedi> first name = prénom; last name = nom de famille; name = nom 12:39 <@heinrich5991> that's about my french knowledge ^ 12:39 < hannibal> pas mal 12:39 <+pause> hannibal: Aimez-vous le fromage Francais ? 12:40 < hannibal> non, je n'aime pas fromage Général :( 12:40 < hannibal> in general. 12:40 < hannibal> hm 12:40 <+laxadedi> Non, je n'aime pas le fromage en général. 12:41 < hannibal> ou: je généralement n'aime pas le fromage? 12:41 <+laxadedi> No 12:41 < hannibal> ok 12:41 <@heinrich5991> "je deteste" 12:41 < hannibal> oui! je sais ca mot 12:46 < hannibal> [12:42:00] cet 12:46 <+laxadedi> [12:42:02] ce 12:46 < hannibal> [12:42:05] oh 12:46 < hannibal> [12:42:48] et inverse: aimez-vous le fromage suisse? 12:46 <+laxadedi> [12:43:03] Je ne connais aucun fromage suisse :) 12:46 <+laxadedi> [12:43:18] le gruyère est suisse ? 12:46 < hannibal> [12:43:22] non? mais c'est trés fameux 12:46 < hannibal> [12:43:24] oui 12:46 <+laxadedi> [12:43:32] très not trés 12:46 < hannibal> [12:43:32] gruyère, et "emmentaler" 12:46 <+laxadedi> [12:43:35] emmentale 12:46 < hannibal> [12:43:41] avec les 12:46 <@heinrich5991> [12:43:49] aucun? 12:46 <@heinrich5991> [12:43:55] gruyère? 12:46 < hannibal> [12:44:20] emmentaler. c'est le fromage aved des trous 12:46 < hannibal> [12:44:24] avec* 12:46 < hannibal> [12:44:26] les* 12:46 <+laxadedi> [12:44:35] Gruyère = cheese with holes 12:46 <+laxadedi> [12:44:41] emmental doesn't have holes 12:46 <+pause> [12:45:04] laxadedi: Of course it does 12:46 <+laxadedi> [12:45:08] Nop :) 12:46 <+pause> [12:45:23] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmental_cheese 12:46 < hannibal> [12:45:26] lol 12:46 < hannibal> [12:45:56] j'ai dit je n'aime pas le fromage ;D 12:46 < hannibal> mais 12:46 < hannibal> emmental does have holes 12:47 < hannibal> sry laxa :D 12:47 <+pause> hannibal: Do you like french bread then ? 12:47 <+pause> The baguette =D 12:47 < hannibal> baguette? 12:47 <+pause> Yeah ! 12:47 < hannibal> oui, oui bien sur 12:47 <+laxadedi> All germans call us Baguette pause :) 12:47 <+pause> laxadedi: LOL =D 12:48 <+pause> Well it's yummy, so i guess it's a good nickname =P 12:48 <+laxadedi> On teamspeak : "Hey baguette !" 12:48 < hannibal> j'aime votre comics (belgium & france), j'aime votre literature (dumas!!), j'aime votre painteurs (end of 19th century!!) 12:49 <+laxadedi> you should say : french comics, cause comics have different meaning depending on the culture. 12:49 < hannibal> in german we say "francobelgian" 12:49 < hannibal> to this particular style of comic 12:49 < hannibal> gaston, spirou et fantasio, etc 12:49 <+pause> gaston ! =D 12:49 <+pause> My favourite one =P 12:49 <+laxadedi> tintin and asteric are the most famous 12:49 <+laxadedi> I think 12:50 <+laxadedi> asterix 12:50 < hannibal> yes 12:50 < hannibal> et the ones by peyo 12:50 < hannibal> smurfs 12:50 <+laxadedi> schtroumpf ? 12:50 < hannibal> and johann & pfiffikus (don't know original name) 12:50 < hannibal> the little blue things that live in mushrooms :D 12:50 <+laxadedi> johann & pirlouis 12:50 <+laxadedi> they are called : Schtroumpf 12:50 < hannibal> ok 12:50 < hannibal> in german: die schlümpfe 12:51 < hannibal> et alexandre dumas, not comics, but books. the count of monte christo, the three musketeers 12:51 < hannibal> my favorite ones :D 12:52 <+laxadedi> I don't have much knowledge about classical and old books 12:52 <+laxadedi> not much about recent ones too xD 12:52 < hannibal> :D books are my world. 12:52 < hannibal> i work as editor, so i read for a living :D 12:52 <+laxadedi> Ah ok lol 12:53 <+laxadedi> You are going for bankrupty I guess 12:53 <+laxadedi> Internet is going to take over the books slowly but surely 12:53 < hannibal> actually, i'm specialized on e-books :D 12:53 <@deen> nice, hannibal 12:53 <+laxadedi> oh 12:53 < hannibal> thx deen, i like my job, just started a few weeks ago 12:53 <+laxadedi> Btw, don't like this. I'll never read any book on a screen. 12:53 <@deen> hannibal: you should proof-read some maps. :P 12:53 < hannibal> :D and some server messages! 12:53 <+laxadedi> same for comics 12:54 < hannibal> yea laxa for me as well 12:54 <@deen> the server messages have wrong grammar for comical purposes! 12:54 < hannibal> :D 12:54 <@deen> i copied them directly from the ddrace wiki 12:54 <@deen> some russian wrote them years ago 12:54 <@deen> and they made me laugh :D 12:54 <+laxadedi> belgium musik : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ublchJYzhao&index=1&list=PLj97VuRMYYDYYmlyd8uXKq_kKV_EIfC3i 12:54 <+Nimda> [YouTube] Title: Stromae - ta fête | Rating: 4.84/5.00 | Views: 9,444,631 12:55 < hannibal> yea it's not really important. i actually like them. not for their grammatical faults, just because they are positive 12:55 < hannibal> oh i like stromae 12:55 < hannibal> i saw (on tv) a movie of a recent live show from him. it's really more of a theatrical show than a lame music concert. looked very interesting 12:56 <+laxadedi> don't know about that 12:56 < hannibal> can't compare it to other pop stars that just sing play back 12:56 < hannibal> he really danced, and sung, and played his roles like a comedian or actor. 12:56 < hannibal> he looks so nice ;D 12:58 <+laxadedi> Well, nearly 1 hour of break already, should go for my smoke then work :) 12:58 <+laxadedi> I have 2 screens at work, so I see when anyone speak :p 12:58 <@deen> i just noticed FRA2 has an AMD cpu! 12:59 <+laxadedi> What difference does it makes ? 12:59 <@deen> I'm surprised now, because it's faster than the dedicated kimsufi server (both 4 cores) and faster than the 6 cores of GER 12:59 <@deen> I expected amd to be slower, and I've never had an amd server cpu before 13:00 <+laxadedi> how can you know that ? You benchmarked it or what ? 13:00 <@deen> my "benchmark" 13:00 <@deen> i just compile ddnet server everywhere and look how long it takes :P 13:01 < hannibal> such a good artist. just watched another video ;D 13:02 <@deen> and apparently harmony hosting is not overselling cpus 13:02 <@deen> you actually get exclusive cores 13:03 <+laxadedi> Nice to know 13:03 <+laxadedi> how much time for compiling the full release then ? 13:03 <@deen> just tested again^^ 13:03 <+laxadedi> I take 36 second for "release" 13:03 <+laxadedi> on my i7 920 at home 13:03 <@deen> actually same time on Kimsufi KS-4 and HarmonyHosting 13:03 <@deen> both 7 seconds 13:03 <@deen> for server only 13:04 <+laxadedi> oh, you made me fear xD 13:04 <@deen> bam server_sql_release 13:04 <+laxadedi> I take 26 seconds for client only 13:04 <@deen> and 13 seconds on the 6 cores of Datafabrik 13:04 <@deen> the bad one at KMS took about 30 seconds 13:04 <@deen> Iran takes a few minutes :P 13:04 <@deen> afk 13:05 <+laxadedi> let me try that 13:07 <+laxadedi> 1:54 for "server_sql_release" with a mono core@1.6Ghz :) 13:26 < hannibal> back :) 13:39 <@deen> back 13:39 <@deen> laxadedi: it's a bad "benchmark" though, since it depends on compiler version and stuff like that 13:44 < Savander> !wiki Hans_Reiser 13:44 <+Nimda> Hans Thomas Reiser (born December 19, 1963) is an American computer programmer, entrepreneur, and convicted murderer. He is the creator and primary developer of the ReiserFS computer file system, which is contained within the Linux kernel, as well as its attempted successor, Reiser4. In 2004, he founded Namesys, a corporation meant to coordinate the development of both file systems.... ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Reiser ) 13:44 < hannibal> this bot is great. 13:45 <+laxadedi> it is 13:45 <+laxadedi> noother made it 13:45 <+laxadedi> and I made some teeworlds/ddnet plugins for it 13:45 < hannibal> sadly, !help won't help.. 13:45 < hannibal> !help 13:45 < Savander> hannnibal 13:45 < Savander> query to nimda 13:45 < Savander> then !help? 13:45 < Savander> xD 13:46 <+laxadedi> it works without querying anything before lol 13:46 < hannibal> well it worked with query 13:46 < hannibal> !twp 13:46 <+Nimda> Usage: !twp 13:46 < hannibal> ah 13:47 < hannibal> !twp laxa 13:47 <+Nimda> No laxa found online. 13:47 < hannibal> !twp hi_leute_gll 13:47 <+Nimda> hi_leute_gll is currently playing Sorrow on server : DDNet GER - Novice [DDraceNetwork]. 13:47 < hannibal> hehehehhehe 13:47 < Savander> !twp Savander 13:47 <+Nimda> No Savander found online. 13:47 <+laxadedi> this is you or a friend ? 13:47 < Savander> NO FOUND_ 13:47 < hannibal> i bet he plays with levi 13:47 < Savander> ??!:c 13:47 < hannibal> it's a friend 13:47 < hannibal> !twp levi 13:47 <+Nimda> No levi found online. 13:47 < hannibal> !twp Moiman 13:47 <+Nimda> No Moiman found online. 13:47 < hannibal> k no idea.. 13:47 < Savander> !twp Savander 13:47 < hannibal> :D 13:47 <+Nimda> Savander is currently playing Just Fly 1 on server : DDNet South Africa - Oldschool [DDraceNetwork]. 13:47 < Savander> OH 13:47 < hannibal> :D 13:47 < Savander> :D 13:47 <@deen> !twp nameless tee 13:47 <+Nimda> nameless tee is currently playing dm1 on server : unnamed server. 13:47 <+Nimda> nameless tee is currently playing blmapV3 on server : ! [BLOCKER 24p] r0x.fr S1. 13:47 <+Nimda> nameless tee is currently playing dm6 on server : ! DerAtrox.de Teeworlds Vanilla Server [02]. 13:47 <+Nimda> nameless tee is currently playing Simple World 3 on server : DDNet GER - Moderate [DDraceNetwork]. 13:47 <+Nimda> nameless tee is currently playing ctf4 on server : ! Vanilla CTF1 to CTF7 - [aze]. 13:47 < Savander> XD 13:48 < hannibal> !twp brainless tee 13:48 <+Nimda> brainless tee is currently playing Simple World 3 on server : DDNet GER - Moderate [DDraceNetwork]. 13:48 <+Nimda> brainless tee is currently playing Just Fly 1 on server : DDNet South Africa - Oldschool [DDraceNetwork]. 13:48 < Savander> !twp Noob 13:48 <+Nimda> No Noob found online. 13:48 <@deen> we don't have a zombie skin, do we? 13:48 < Savander> :C 13:48 < Savander> hmm 13:48 < hannibal> there is this grey/white one with scars 13:48 <@deen> i think a zombie skin should be the default for dummy in ddnet client 13:49 < hannibal> looks more like frankenstein though 13:49 < Savander> i see 13:49 < Savander> it called "zombie" 13:49 < Savander> xD 13:49 < hannibal> is it? 13:49 < Savander> and zombie4 13:49 < Savander> last two skins 13:50 <+laxadedi> pause: back from lunch ? 13:56 < Larsn> hi 13:56 < hannibal> hi 13:57 < hannibal> !twpstatus 13:57 <+Nimda> Usage: !twpstatus 13:57 < hannibal> !twpstatus hannibal 13:57 <+Nimda> No hannibal found online. 13:57 < Savander> !twpstatus Savnader 13:57 <+Nimda> No Savnader found online. 13:57 < hannibal> !twpstatus hi_leute_gll 13:57 <+Nimda> hi_leute_gll is currently playing Sorrow on server : DDNet GER - Novice [DDraceNetwork]. 13:57 < Savander> !twpstatus Savanader 13:57 <+Nimda> No Savanader found online. 13:57 < Savander> ...xD 13:57 < hannibal> it's the same huh.. 13:58 < hannibal> !ddnetpeak 13:58 <+Nimda> Current players on DDNet : 187 13:58 <+Nimda> Current DDNet peak : 532 users online at 2014-09-28 20:14:41 13:58 < Savander> !peak 13:58 <+Nimda> Current channel peak for #ddnet: 26 users online at 2014-10-07 22:44:23 (2 days, 15 hours, 13 minutes and 45 seconds ago) 13:58 < hannibal> do you have time for a game? :D 13:58 < hannibal> !dice 13:58 <+Nimda> Usage: !dice start|stop|join|roll|stand|rules|(stats [player]) 13:58 < hannibal> well, i don't, actually. have to hold me back ;D 13:59 < Savander> what?:o 14:00 < Savander> !dice join 14:00 <+Nimda> The game is not open for joining at the moment. 14:00 < Savander> !dice start 14:00 <+Nimda> Dice game has been started. Waiting for other players - Type !dice join to join the game. 14:00 < Larsn> !twpstatus deen 14:00 <+Nimda> No deen found online. 14:00 < Savander> !dice join 14:00 <+Nimda> You already joined. 14:01 < hannibal> !dice join 14:01 <+Nimda> hannibal joined the game. Start the game with !dice start or wait for other players to join. 14:01 < Savander> !dice start 14:01 <+Nimda> hannibal's turn. Ѕavander: 0 points, hаnnibal: 0 points. 14:01 < hannibal> !roll 14:01 < hannibal> !dice roll 14:01 <+Nimda> hannibal rolls a 3. Points: 0 + 3 => 3 - roll again or stand? 14:02 < hannibal> !dice roll 14:02 <+Nimda> hannibal rolls a 4. Points: 0 + 7 => 7 - roll again or stand? 14:02 < hannibal> what's the goal? 14:02 < Savander> idk 14:02 < hannibal> !dice stand 14:02 <+Nimda> 7 points got added to your permanent score. You now have 7 points. 14:02 <+Nimda> Savander's turn. Ѕavander: 0 points, hаnnibal: 7 points. 14:02 < Savander> WTF?xD 14:02 < Savander> !dice roll 14:02 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 2. Points: 0 + 2 => 2 - roll again or stand? 14:02 < Savander> !dice roll 14:02 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 3. Points: 0 + 5 => 5 - roll again or stand? 14:02 < Savander> !dice roll 14:02 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 2. Points: 0 + 7 => 7 - roll again or stand? 14:02 < Savander> !dice roll 14:02 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 3. Points: 0 + 10 => 10 - roll again or stand? 14:02 < Savander> ??!? 14:02 < Savander> !dice roll 14:02 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 2. Points: 0 + 12 => 12 - roll again or stand? 14:02 < Savander> !dice stand 14:02 <+Nimda> 12 points got added to your permanent score. You now have 12 points. 14:02 <+Nimda> hannibal's turn. Ѕavander: 12 points, hаnnibal: 7 points. 14:02 < hannibal> ehm 14:02 < Savander> !dice rules 14:02 <+Nimda> [Dice Game] Rules: Be the first to get 50 or more points on your permanent score by rolling as many dice as you want one at a time. If you roll 1-5, the points get added to your temporary score. If you roll a 6 you lose all points on your temporary score. You 14:02 <+Nimda> can stand any time, which adds your temporary score to your permanent score and your opponent gets the turn. If a player gets 50 or more points and stands, the other players have still one chance and can roll dice, trying to beat the score. 14:02 < hannibal> !dice roll 14:02 <+Nimda> hannibal rolls a 1. Points: 7 + 1 => 8 - roll again or stand? 14:03 < Savander> LOOL 14:03 < Savander> okay! :D 14:03 < hannibal> !dice roll 14:03 <+Nimda> hannibal rolls a 2. Points: 7 + 3 => 10 - roll again or stand? 14:03 < hannibal> !dice roll 14:03 <+Nimda> hannibal rolls a 6. You lose all your 3 temporary points. 14:03 <+Nimda> Savander's turn. Ѕavander: 12 points, hаnnibal: 7 points. 14:03 < hannibal> damn! 14:03 < Savander> !dice roll 14:03 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 4. Points: 12 + 4 => 16 - roll again or stand? 14:03 < Savander> !dice roll 14:03 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 2. Points: 12 + 6 => 18 - roll again or stand? 14:03 < Savander> !dice roll 14:03 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 3. Points: 12 + 9 => 21 - roll again or stand? 14:03 < Savander> !dice roll 14:03 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 3. Points: 12 + 12 => 24 - roll again or stand? 14:03 < Savander> XD 14:03 < Savander> !dice stand 14:03 <+Nimda> 12 points got added to your permanent score. You now have 24 points. 14:03 <+Nimda> hannibal's turn. Ѕavander: 24 points, hаnnibal: 7 points. 14:04 < hannibal> !dice roll 14:04 <+Nimda> hannibal rolls a 5. Points: 7 + 5 => 12 - roll again or stand? 14:04 < hannibal> !dice roll 14:04 <+Nimda> hannibal rolls a 6. You lose all your 5 temporary points. 14:04 <+Nimda> Savander's turn. Ѕavander: 24 points, hаnnibal: 7 points. 14:04 < hannibal> damn 14:04 < Savander> !dice roll 14:04 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 3. Points: 24 + 3 => 27 - roll again or stand? 14:04 < Savander> !dice roll 14:04 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 6. You lose all your 3 temporary points. 14:04 <+Nimda> hannibal's turn. Ѕavander: 24 points, hаnnibal: 7 points. 14:04 < Savander> FUCK XD 14:04 < hannibal> !dice roll 14:04 <+Nimda> hannibal rolls a 4. Points: 7 + 4 => 11 - roll again or stand? 14:04 < hannibal> !dice roll 14:04 <+Nimda> hannibal rolls a 2. Points: 7 + 6 => 13 - roll again or stand? 14:04 < hannibal> !dice roll 14:04 <+Nimda> hannibal rolls a 4. Points: 7 + 10 => 17 - roll again or stand? 14:04 < hannibal> !dice stop 14:04 <+Nimda> The game has been stopped. 14:04 < hannibal> tshit sry 14:04 < Savander> xD 14:04 < hannibal> !dice stand 14:04 < Savander> !dice start 14:04 <+Nimda> The game isn't running yet. 14:04 <+Nimda> Dice game has been started. Waiting for other players - Type !dice join to join the game. 14:04 < hannibal> i'm so sorry.. 14:04 < Savander> woah :D 14:04 < hannibal> :D 14:05 < Savander> !dice join 14:05 <+Nimda> You already joined. 14:05 < Savander> funny game..:P 14:05 < hannibal> just like if you press kill bind accidentally xD 14:05 < hannibal> !dice join 14:05 <+Nimda> hannibal joined the game. Start the game with !dice start or wait for other players to join. 14:05 < Savander> Ye,hahaha 14:05 < Savander> :D 14:05 < Savander> !dice start 14:05 <+Nimda> hannibal's turn. Ѕavander: 0 points, hаnnibal: 0 points. 14:05 < hannibal> !dice roll 14:05 <+Nimda> hannibal rolls a 5. Points: 0 + 5 => 5 - roll again or stand? 14:05 < hannibal> !dice roll 14:05 <+Nimda> hannibal rolls a 4. Points: 0 + 9 => 9 - roll again or stand? 14:05 < hannibal> !dice roll 14:05 <+Nimda> hannibal rolls a 6. You lose all your 9 temporary points. 14:05 <+Nimda> Savander's turn. Ѕavander: 0 points, hаnnibal: 0 points. 14:05 < hannibal> damn! 14:05 < Savander> !dice roll 14:05 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 1. Points: 0 + 1 => 1 - roll again or stand? 14:05 < Savander> !dice roll 14:05 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 6. You lose all your 1 temporary points. 14:05 <+Nimda> hannibal's turn. Ѕavander: 0 points, hаnnibal: 0 points. 14:05 < Savander> Woah 14:05 < hannibal> !dice roll 14:05 <+Nimda> hannibal rolls a 6. What a pity :( 14:05 <+Nimda> Savander's turn. Ѕavander: 0 points, hаnnibal: 0 points. 14:05 < hannibal> lol 14:05 < Savander> hahahah 14:05 < Savander> !dice roll 14:05 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 3. Points: 0 + 3 => 3 - roll again or stand? 14:05 < Savander> !dice roll 14:05 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 4. Points: 0 + 7 => 7 - roll again or stand? 14:05 < Savander> !dice roll 14:05 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 5. Points: 0 + 12 => 12 - roll again or stand? 14:05 < Savander> !dice roll 14:05 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 5. Points: 0 + 17 => 17 - roll again or stand? 14:05 < Savander> !dice stand 14:05 <+Nimda> 17 points got added to your permanent score. You now have 17 points. 14:05 <+Nimda> hannibal's turn. Ѕavander: 17 points, hаnnibal: 0 points. 14:06 < hannibal> !dice roll 14:06 <+Nimda> hannibal rolls a 5. Points: 0 + 5 => 5 - roll again or stand? 14:06 < hannibal> !dice roll 14:06 <+Nimda> hannibal rolls a 4. Points: 0 + 9 => 9 - roll again or stand? 14:06 < hannibal> !dice roll 14:06 <+Nimda> hannibal rolls a 2. Points: 0 + 11 => 11 - roll again or stand? 14:06 < hannibal> yes 14:06 < hannibal> !dice stand 14:06 <+Nimda> 11 points got added to your permanent score. You now have 11 points. 14:06 <+Nimda> Savander's turn. Ѕavander: 17 points, hаnnibal: 11 points. 14:06 < Savander> !dice roll 14:06 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 2. Points: 17 + 2 => 19 - roll again or stand? 14:06 < Savander> !dice roll 14:06 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 4. Points: 17 + 6 => 23 - roll again or stand? 14:06 < Savander> !dice roll 14:06 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 5. Points: 17 + 11 => 28 - roll again or stand? 14:06 < Savander> !dice roll 14:06 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 3. Points: 17 + 14 => 31 - roll again or stand? 14:06 < Savander> !dice roll 14:06 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 5. Points: 17 + 19 => 36 - roll again or stand? 14:06 < Savander> !dice roll 14:06 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 6. You lose all your 19 temporary points. 14:06 <+Nimda> hannibal's turn. Ѕavander: 17 points, hаnnibal: 11 points. 14:06 < Savander> damN! 14:06 < hannibal> !dice roll 14:06 <+Nimda> hannibal rolls a 4. Points: 11 + 4 => 15 - roll again or stand? 14:06 < hannibal> !dice roll 14:06 <+Nimda> hannibal rolls a 4. Points: 11 + 8 => 19 - roll again or stand? 14:06 < hannibal> !dice roll 14:06 <+Nimda> hannibal rolls a 5. Points: 11 + 13 => 24 - roll again or stand? 14:06 < hannibal> !dice stand 14:06 <+Nimda> 13 points got added to your permanent score. You now have 24 points. 14:06 <+Nimda> Savander's turn. Ѕavander: 17 points, hаnnibal: 24 points. 14:06 < Savander> !dice roll 14:06 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 4. Points: 17 + 4 => 21 - roll again or stand? 14:06 < Savander> !dice roll 14:06 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 3. Points: 17 + 7 => 24 - roll again or stand? 14:06 < Savander> !dice roll 14:06 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 5. Points: 17 + 12 => 29 - roll again or stand? 14:06 < Savander> !dice roll 14:06 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 1. Points: 17 + 13 => 30 - roll again or stand? 14:06 < Savander> !dice stand 14:06 <+Nimda> 13 points got added to your permanent score. You now have 30 points. 14:06 <+Nimda> hannibal's turn. Ѕavander: 30 points, hаnnibal: 24 points. 14:06 < hannibal> .. nice. 14:06 < hannibal> !dice roll 14:06 <+Nimda> hannibal rolls a 5. Points: 24 + 5 => 29 - roll again or stand? 14:07 < hannibal> !dice roll 14:07 <+Nimda> hannibal rolls a 2. Points: 24 + 7 => 31 - roll again or stand? 14:07 < hannibal> !dice roll 14:07 <+Nimda> hannibal rolls a 6. You lose all your 7 temporary points. 14:07 <+Nimda> Savander's turn. Ѕavander: 30 points, hаnnibal: 24 points. 14:07 < Savander> ;3 14:07 < hannibal> aaaaa i knew it 14:07 < Savander> !dice roll 14:07 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 6. What a pity :( 14:07 <+Nimda> hannibal's turn. Ѕavander: 30 points, hаnnibal: 24 points. 14:07 < hannibal> !dice roll 14:07 < Savander> oh no! 14:07 <+Nimda> hannibal rolls a 6. What a pity :( 14:07 <+Nimda> Savander's turn. Ѕavander: 30 points, hаnnibal: 24 points. 14:07 < hannibal> poöpö 14:07 < Savander> !dice roll 14:07 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 2. Points: 30 + 2 => 32 - roll again or stand? 14:07 < Savander> !dice roll 14:07 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 4. Points: 30 + 6 => 36 - roll again or stand? 14:07 < Savander> !dice roll 14:07 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 3. Points: 30 + 9 => 39 - roll again or stand? 14:07 < Savander> !dice roll 14:07 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 1. Points: 30 + 10 => 40 - roll again or stand? 14:07 < Savander> !dice stand 14:07 <+Nimda> 10 points got added to your permanent score. You now have 40 points. 14:07 <+Nimda> hannibal's turn. Ѕavander: 40 points, hаnnibal: 24 points. 14:07 < hannibal> come on 14:07 < hannibal> aw nice 14:07 < hannibal> !dice roll 14:07 <+Nimda> hannibal rolls a 3. Points: 24 + 3 => 27 - roll again or stand? 14:07 < hannibal> !dice roll 14:07 <+Nimda> hannibal rolls a 3. Points: 24 + 6 => 30 - roll again or stand? 14:07 < hannibal> !dice roll 14:07 <+Nimda> hannibal rolls a 6. You lose all your 6 temporary points. 14:07 <+Nimda> Savander's turn. Ѕavander: 40 points, hаnnibal: 24 points. 14:07 < Savander> !dice roll 14:07 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 6. What a pity :( 14:07 <+Nimda> hannibal's turn. Ѕavander: 40 points, hаnnibal: 24 points. 14:07 < hannibal> :/ 14:07 < Savander> :c 14:07 < hannibal> !dice roll 14:07 <+Nimda> hannibal rolls a 6. What a pity :( 14:07 <+Nimda> Savander's turn. Ѕavander: 40 points, hаnnibal: 24 points. 14:07 < hannibal> :D 14:07 < hannibal> loll 14:07 < Savander> LOL 14:07 < Savander> !dice roll 14:07 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 6. What a pity :( 14:07 <+Nimda> hannibal's turn. Ѕavander: 40 points, hаnnibal: 24 points. 14:07 < Savander> WTG 14:07 < Savander> XD 14:07 < hannibal> hahaha 14:07 < hannibal> !dice roll 14:07 <+Nimda> hannibal rolls a 1. Points: 24 + 1 => 25 - roll again or stand? 14:08 < hannibal> !dice roll 14:08 <+Nimda> hannibal rolls a 5. Points: 24 + 6 => 30 - roll again or stand? 14:08 < hannibal> !dice roll 14:08 <+Nimda> hannibal rolls a 6. You lose all your 6 temporary points. 14:08 <+Nimda> Savander's turn. Ѕavander: 40 points, hаnnibal: 24 points. 14:08 < hannibal> noooo 14:08 < Savander> !dice roll 14:08 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 2. Points: 40 + 2 => 42 - roll again or stand? 14:08 < Savander> !dice roll 14:08 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 3. Points: 40 + 5 => 45 - roll again or stand? 14:08 < Savander> !dice roll 14:08 <+Nimda> Savander rolls a 5. Points: 40 + 10 => 50 - roll again or stand? 14:08 < Savander> HA XD 14:08 < Savander> !dice stand 14:08 <+Nimda> 10 points got added to your permanent score. You now have 50 points. hannibal gets one more chance to beat your score. 14:08 <+Nimda> hannibal's turn. Ѕavander: 50 points, hаnnibal: 24 points. 14:08 < Savander> YEA 14:08 < hannibal> so you won 14:08 < Savander> HE? 14:08 < hannibal> ahh 14:08 < Savander> :cc 14:08 < hannibal> !dice roll 14:08 <+Nimda> hannibal rolls a 6. You lost :( 14:08 <+Nimda> [Dice Game] Savander won with 50 points against hannibal (24 points). 14:08 < hannibal> éLOL 14:08 < Savander> pro 14:08 < hannibal> gg 14:08 < Savander> !dice stats Savander 14:08 <+Nimda> Savander has played 1 game, won 1 and lost 0. Savander is on rank 1 of 2. Savander's last game was 10 seconds ago. 14:08 < Savander> :D:D:D: 14:08 < Savander> !dice stats hannibal 14:08 <+Nimda> hannibal has played 1 game, won 0 and lost 1. hannibal is on rank 2 of 2. hannibal's last game was 17 seconds ago. hannibal needs to win 2 more games to rankup. 14:08 < hannibal> we're the only ones 14:08 < Savander> look at ranking 14:08 < hannibal> rank 2 is ok for me. 14:08 < hannibal> xD! 14:08 < Savander> ye, ;] 14:09 < Savander> hannibal needs to win 2 more games to rankup. 14:09 < Savander> xD 14:09 < hannibal> there's also 14:09 < hannibal> roulette and zmachine 14:09 < hannibal> !roulette start 14:09 <+Nimda> Usage: !roulette [[global]stats [nick]] 14:09 < hannibal> !roulette 14:09 <+Nimda> hannibal: chamber #4 of 6 => +BANG+ 14:09 * Nimda reloads 14:09 < Savander> !roulette 14:09 <+Nimda> Savander: chamber #1 of 6 => +click+ 14:09 < Savander> ??:o 14:09 < Savander> !roulette 14:09 <+Nimda> You can't pull the trigger twice in a row, dolt! 14:09 < hannibal> oh it's russian roulette 14:09 < Savander> !roulette 14:09 <+Nimda> You can't pull the trigger twice in a row, dolt! 14:09 < hannibal> i got shot.. 14:09 < Savander> !roulette start 14:09 <+Nimda> Usage: !roulette [[global]stats [nick]] 14:09 < Savander> !roulette global 14:09 <+Nimda> Usage: !roulette [[global]stats [nick]] 14:09 < Savander> :c. 14:09 < Savander> !roulette 14:09 <+Nimda> You can't pull the trigger twice in a row, dolt! 14:10 < Savander> weird..xD 14:10 < Savander> !roulette help 14:10 <+Nimda> Usage: !roulette [[global]stats [nick]] 14:10 < hannibal> lol you give the gun to the person to your side after you shot 14:10 < hannibal> next to you 14:10 < hannibal> can't shoot twice :D 14:10 < hannibal> and i'm dead already. you won. 14:10 < Savander> okay :o 14:10 < Savander> !roulette stats hannibal 14:10 <+Nimda> hannibal has played 1 game, won 0 and lost 1. hannibal started 0 games, pulled the trigger once and found the chamber empty on 0 occasions. 14:10 < Savander> WTF 14:10 < Savander> okay 14:10 < Savander> !roulette ranking 14:10 <+Nimda> Usage: !roulette [[global]stats [nick]] 14:10 < hannibal> +BANG+ 14:10 < hannibal> that was the moment i died 14:11 < Savander> i saw 14:11 < Savander> +click+ 14:11 < Savander> :D 14:11 < hannibal> lucky guy :D 14:11 < hannibal> !roulette 14:11 <+Nimda> hannibal: chamber #2 of 6 => +click+ 14:11 < hannibal> pheh 14:11 < Savander> !roulette 14:11 <+Nimda> Savander: chamber #3 of 6 => +click+ 14:11 < hannibal> !roulette 14:11 <+Nimda> DDNet FRA went down! 14:11 <+Nimda> hannibal: chamber #4 of 6 => +click+ 14:11 < Savander> lol hannibal 14:11 < hannibal> he he 14:11 < Savander> DDNet FRA went down! 14:11 < Savander> XD 14:11 < hannibal> bc of your shot xD 14:11 <+pause> !roulette 14:11 <+Nimda> pause: chamber #5 of 6 => +click+ 14:11 < Savander> why you did it! 14:11 < Savander> !roulette 14:11 <+Nimda> Savander: chamber #6 of 6 => +BANG+ 14:11 * Nimda reloads 14:11 < hannibal> hah 14:11 < hannibal> dead 14:11 < Savander> ohm 14:11 < Savander> dead 14:11 < Savander> !roulette 14:11 <+Nimda> Savander: chamber #1 of 6 => +click+ 14:11 < hannibal> was my turn 14:12 < hannibal> thx 14:12 < hannibal> !roulette 14:12 <+Nimda> hannibal: chamber #2 of 6 => +click+ 14:12 < Savander> !roulette 14:12 <+Nimda> Savander: chamber #3 of 6 => +click+ 14:12 < hannibal> !roulette 14:12 <+Nimda> hannibal: chamber #4 of 6 => +click+ 14:12 < Savander> !roulette 14:12 <+Nimda> Savander: chamber #5 of 6 => +click+ 14:12 < hannibal> :( 14:12 <+Nimda> DDNet FRA went back online! 14:12 < hannibal> !roulette 14:12 <+Nimda> hannibal: chamber #6 of 6 => +click+ wtf!? 14:12 * Nimda reloads 14:12 < Savander> :D 14:12 < hannibal> lol 14:12 < Savander> lol 14:12 < hannibal> it was empty 14:12 < Savander> !roulette 14:12 <+Nimda> Savander: chamber #1 of 6 => +click+ 14:12 < hannibal> !roulette 14:12 <+Nimda> hannibal: chamber #2 of 6 => +click+ 14:12 < Savander> !roulette 14:12 <+Nimda> Savander: chamber #3 of 6 => +click+ 14:12 <@deen> wait what? 14:12 < Savander> hhahhaha xD 14:12 < hannibal> !roulette 14:12 <+Nimda> hannibal: chamber #4 of 6 => +click+ 14:12 <+pause> laxadedi: back 14:12 < Savander> !roulette 14:12 <+Nimda> Savander: chamber #5 of 6 => +click+ 14:12 <@deen> FRA gets attacked? There are no servers running on FRA 14:12 < hannibal> !roulette 14:12 <+Nimda> hannibal: chamber #6 of 6 => +click+ wtf!? 14:12 * Nimda reloads 14:12 <@deen> actually 0 14:13 < hannibal> empty again. we'll stop for the attack. 14:13 < hannibal> so they can chat :D 14:13 <@deen> someone picked the wrong target i guess 14:13 < Savander> maybe :o 14:13 < Savander> or just.... nimda mistake 14:13 <@deen> no 14:13 <@deen> it's actually under attack 14:13 <@deen> GER too now 14:14 <@deen> and GER down 14:14 < hannibal> !ddnetpeak 14:14 <+Nimda> Current players on DDNet : 163 14:14 <+Nimda> Current DDNet peak : 532 users online at 2014-09-28 20:14:41 14:14 < Savander> !zmachine 14:14 <+Nimda> Available Z-Machine games: ZORK I 14:14 < hannibal> lol zork? 14:14 < Savander> !zmachine ZORK_I 14:14 <+Nimda> Usage: !zmachine [list|update|(start|show )|] 14:14 < hannibal> i remember that 14:14 < Savander> im not 14:14 < hannibal> it's a text based adventure game, isn't it? 14:14 < Savander> !zmachine list 14:14 <+Nimda> Available Z-Machine games: ZORK I 14:14 < hannibal> did you see the series "Chuck"? 14:15 < Savander> no:/ 14:15 <+Nimda> DDNet GER went down! 14:15 < hannibal> i know it from there :p 14:15 <@deen> and FRA2 down as well 14:15 <@deen> o_be_one: ddos protection still not working =/ 14:15 < Savander> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zork 14:15 <@deen> ah wait 14:15 <@deen> it's not down, my bad. just forgot i blocked icmp packets 14:16 <+pause> !games 14:16 <+Nimda> DDNet GER went back online! 14:16 < hannibal> yea Savander that's it. you encountered a conflict, like "there is a troll in your way." 14:16 < hannibal> then you had to type "hit troll with sword" 14:16 <+laxadedi> you fucking spam too much 14:16 < Savander> ah 14:16 <+laxadedi> I don't look for 5 minutes, then I need 10 minutes to catch up the chat 14:17 <+pause> laxadedi: Your bot is, actually 14:17 <+pause> laxadedi: how do i list games ? 14:17 <+laxadedi> .!help 14:17 < hannibal> they appear on !help 14:17 <@deen> maybe you need a #ddnet-offtopic channel :P 14:17 < Savander> now i understand hannibal ;P 14:17 <+pause> !help 14:17 <@EastByte> hm my computer just freezed completly so I had to reset :/ 14:17 <@EastByte> hello 14:17 <@deen> hi EastByte 14:17 < Savander> join nimda 14:17 < Savander> xd 14:17 <+laxadedi> pause: I come sunday, don't make pastas please. 14:17 <+pause> !stupi 14:17 <+Nimda> Usage: !stupi term 14:18 < Savander> !stupi tee 14:18 <+Nimda> Tee (nicht zu verwechseln mit Teeworlds) ist ein Getränk, das in England während der Zeit der allgemeinen Langeweile erfunden wurde (5 - 14 Oktober 1582). Zu dieser Zeit pausierte GZSZ, da der Teevorrat des Senders ausgegangen war und die Schauspieler streikten (am besten nochmal lesen oder hier klicken). Ein Mann namens Cromwell soll gemerkt haben, dass das Wasser aus der Toilette im ... ( http://www.stupidedia.org/stupi/Tee ) 14:18 <+pause> !stupi test 14:18 <+Nimda> Als einen Test bezeichnet der gebildete Normalsterbliche ein Verfahren um die Unzulänglichkeiten eines Produkts, einer Ware, einer roten Waldameise oder eines Kunststoff-Übertopfes festzustellen und das betreffende Objekt unbarmherzig zu dissen. Einige Zusammenschlüsse von Individuen, wie zum Beispiel die Stiftung Warenpest (das reimt sich lustigerweise auf "Test"), haben sich auf di... ( http://www.stupidedia.org/stupi/Test ) 14:18 < Savander> xD 14:18 <+pause> !hacker 14:18 <+Nimda> DDNet GER went down! 14:18 <+Nimda> The requested user was not found. You can register at http://hacker.org 14:18 < Savander> lol pause hacker 14:18 < Savander> ;o 14:18 < hannibal> it is a bit funny 14:18 <+laxadedi> pause: idiot, you made GER crash 14:18 < Savander> xD 14:18 <+pause> !rk 14:18 <+Nimda> The requested user was not found. You can register at http://www.rankk.org 14:18 < Savander> wtff 14:18 <+pause> !hacker laxa 14:18 <+Nimda> The requested user was not found. You can register at http://hacker.org 14:18 < Savander> !hacker help 14:18 <+Nimda> The requested user was not found. You can register at http://hacker.org 14:19 <@EastByte> stop spaming 14:19 <@deen> you guys are spamming too much 14:19 <@deen> I'm off for now, see you later 14:19 <@EastByte> cya deen 14:19 < Savander> se ya 14:19 < hannibal> sry :( 14:19 <+pause> !luv laxadedi 14:19 <+Nimda> pause has increased laxadedi's popularity rating. It is now 1. 14:19 < Savander> XD 14:19 < hannibal> i'll be quiet for the rest of the day. b 14:19 < hannibal> :D 14:19 < Savander> me too. bye :c 14:20 <+pause> !decide to_be_or_not_to_be 14:20 <+Nimda> pause: to_be_or_not_to_be 14:20 <+pause> !decie to_be not_to_be 14:20 <+pause> Oh and hell 14:20 <@EastByte> or_be_one 14:21 <@EastByte> o_be_one: right? 14:22 <+laxadedi> !choose kill_pause or not 14:22 <+Nimda> laxadedi: not 14:23 <+pause> Nimda: Thanks 14:24 <+laxadedi> pause: I come sunday, don't make pastas ok ? 14:24 <+pause> laxadedi: Huh, ok 14:25 <+laxadedi> Fuck yeah, my benchmark application finally works \o/ 14:25 <+pause> laxadedi: what ? 14:26 <+laxadedi> I am benchmarking the application we delivered 14:28 < Savander> !np 14:28 <+Nimda> Savander has never heard any music 14:47 <+Nimda> DDNet GER went back online! 14:56 <+o_be_one> hey 14:56 <+o_be_one> EastByte, ? 14:56 <@EastByte> nvm :) 14:56 <@EastByte> hi 14:56 <+o_be_one> how are you ^^ ? 14:56 <+o_be_one> ah !to_be_o_be_one :D 14:57 <+o_be_one> !luv EastByte 14:57 <+Nimda> o_be_one has increased EastByte's popularity rating. It is now 1. 14:57 <+o_be_one> !luv Nimda 14:57 <+Nimda> o_be_one has increased Nimda's popularity rating. It is now 1. 14:57 <@EastByte> I'm fine 14:57 <+o_be_one> !luv pause 14:57 <+Nimda> o_be_one has increased pause's popularity rating. It is now 1. 14:57 <+pause> I'm so popular 15:08 <+Learath2> !luv laxadedi 15:08 <+Nimda> Learath2 has increased laxadedi's popularity rating. It is now 2. 15:08 <+Learath2> !luv myself 15:08 <+Nimda> This user is not here. 15:10 <+laxadedi> !luv Welf 15:10 <+Nimda> laxadedi has increased Welf's popularity rating. It is now 1. 15:11 < hannibal> !luv deen 15:11 <+Nimda> hannibal has increased deen's popularity rating. It is now 2. 15:12 <+o_be_one> !luv laxadedi 15:12 <+Nimda> o_be_one has increased laxadedi's popularity rating. It is now 3. 15:12 <+o_be_one> too many love here :D 15:12 <+o_be_one> !luv deen 15:12 <+Nimda> You already luved deen. 15:12 <+o_be_one> !luv laca 15:12 <+Nimda> This user is not here. 15:12 <+o_be_one> !luv laxa 15:12 <+Nimda> o_be_one has increased laxa's popularity rating. It is now 1. 15:12 <+o_be_one> !luv XXLTomate 15:12 <+Nimda> o_be_one has increased XXLTomate's popularity rating. It is now 1. 15:13 <+o_be_one> !luv eeeee 15:13 <+Nimda> o_be_one has increased eeeee's popularity rating. It is now 1. 15:13 <+pause> What did i do lol 15:16 <+pause> jj:w 15:16 <+Learath2> pause: happy now ? 15:16 <+Learath2> you started a spamstorm 15:16 <+pause> Learath2: I'm the devil in disguise =) 15:31 <+o_be_one> pause is vali :D 15:37 <+pause> o_be_one: Damn, you discovered my secret 15:37 <+pause> now m goin to dos you, nub !!!1111!!!! 15:38 < hannibal> best kept secret 16:03 <@deen> hi BeaR 16:03 < BeaR> hey (: 16:03 <@deen> I'm really wondering how other communities deal with ddos attacks 16:04 <@deen> it can't be possible that TW is the only game with this problem? 16:04 <+laxadedi> I had a similar on another game with little community, really old game 16:04 <+laxadedi> a mmorpg 16:04 <+laxadedi> one of the oldest of his kind 16:04 <+o_be_one> T4C :D 16:04 <+laxadedi> yeah 16:04 <+laxadedi> :) 16:05 <+o_be_one> B) 16:05 <+laxadedi> but it's a complete other story, cause officials servers are hosted on shitty laptop with shit connection 16:05 <@deen> hahaha 16:05 <+laxadedi> and you don't have any other choice when you pay a license for it 16:05 <+o_be_one> lol 16:05 <+laxadedi> unless you get exclusivity of the license 16:06 <+laxadedi> Anyway, I really think that if you have no money, you can't do shit about it... 16:07 <+laxadedi> So little games are fucked 16:07 <+o_be_one> deen, u need to know that TW is the only game and community where i have all these ddos 16:07 <@deen> o_be_one: yeah, i guessed so =/ 16:07 <@deen> other games have smaller attacks probably 16:07 <+o_be_one> none of other games and project that i host got ddosed like that 16:07 <+o_be_one> yes 16:07 <@deen> but it's weird, why is teeworlds like that? 16:07 <+o_be_one> idk 16:08 <+o_be_one> my company own one of the biggest love website, with 3000 to 6000 simultaneous customers online 16:08 <+o_be_one> with a poor ddos protection, and the website is never down ... 16:08 <@deen> "love website"? is that a dating site or what? 16:08 <+o_be_one> yes dating, 16:08 < hannibal> i was thinking 16:08 <+o_be_one> i didnt found the word :p 16:08 <+laxadedi> adopteunmec.com ? 16:08 <+o_be_one> lol :p 16:09 <+o_be_one> no i work in Canada :p 16:09 <@EastByte> I think the problem is that kids don't know how dangerours ddosing actually is 16:09 <+o_be_one> QuebecRencontre :p 16:09 <@EastByte> and we only have them 16:09 <+o_be_one> yes 16:09 <+o_be_one> and how its illegal too 16:09 < BeaR> listened to a talk a year ago, they basically just added some small server which forward the requests to the actual game servers. /: 16:09 <+o_be_one> remember when you was kid ... 16:09 <@EastByte> BeaR: which is a good solution 16:09 <@deen> BeaR: yeah, we discussed an idea like that before 16:10 < BeaR> dunno how it would affect the ping as it was a mmorpg if I remember correctly and they basically just wanted to keep the connections alive 16:11 <@deen> minecraft is popular with kids too. no attacks there, o_be_one ? 16:11 < BeaR> there has been attacks on minecraft (: 16:11 <@deen> yeah, teeworlds is extremely dependent on good ping 16:12 < hannibal> i wouldn't say that teeworlds has that many more kids than other games? 16:13 < hannibal> basically every game i've played has it's fair share of 12y olds but also the older players 16:13 <@deen> maybe it's just because noone does anything against the ddosers in TW 16:13 <@deen> for example the last guy, BlackLine. He just started ddosing for fun and came here with his real ip 16:14 <@deen> could just go to the police about that 16:14 <+laxadedi> fun clip : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuwRxha8zSU&list=PL97E674D7F6A4A9BB&index=1 16:14 <+Nimda> [YouTube] Title: Vitalic - Second Lives (Official) | Rating: 4.95/5.00 | Views: 2,822,623 16:14 < BeaR> tbh never heard of ddos in teeworlds in the last 5 years except that attack on the master server 16:15 <@deen> BeaR: ddnet has had attacks since forver, but usually rather small ones and not so often 16:16 <@deen> and there was this 1 project that had to go down because of constant ddosing 16:17 < hannibal> and i've heard other admins complain about it. but i think they get smaller attacks, because they said their protection works.. 16:17 <@deen> so far FRA2 hasn't gone down since i set the new firewall rules 16:25 <+o_be_one> deen, no attacks about MC .. 16:25 <@deen> maybe tw is a target because it's open source 16:26 <@deen> anyway, I'm trying to make timeout protection for a longer time on GER now 16:26 <@deen> at least once the server is down 16:26 <@deen> so that you can maybe get your tee back after a ddos 16:28 <+o_be_one> deen, do you keep HH ? i can ask refund easyly if you want 16:28 <@deen> o_be_one: still testing it 16:28 <+o_be_one> k 16:28 <@deen> but it looks better than kimsufi 16:28 <@deen> so i'd rather cancel kimsufi 16:28 <+o_be_one> yes thats why i use it ... 16:29 <+o_be_one> Kimsufi was my start, no more 16:29 <+o_be_one> kimsufi is very too cheap 16:29 <@deen> more expensive than HH 16:29 <+o_be_one> and my experience is bad with it, bad support, etc. 16:32 < BeaR> hm seems like I need to rewrite the whole sound interface :D 16:32 <@deen> BeaR: oh wow 16:32 <@deen> why? 16:32 < BeaR> lacks several features 16:33 < BeaR> sdl audio interface is not that useful imho /: 16:33 <@EastByte> but we have sound D: 16:33 < BeaR> but with a bad interface :D 16:33 < BeaR> can only play sound global in the map :/ 16:34 <@deen> not at a position? 16:34 <@EastByte> are you talking about tw? sure you can 16:34 <@EastByte> (play sounds at specific positions in gameworld) 16:35 < BeaR> well has some drawbacks 16:36 <@deen> yay, one liner ddos recovery for ddnet servers 16:36 <@deen> while true; do ping -c 1 8.8.8.8 > /dev/null && sleep 30m && ping -c 1 8.8.8.8 > /dev/null && echo conn_timeout_protection 1000) || echo conn_timeout_protection 10000; done 16:36 <@deen> (ping* 16:37 < Wohoo> hi all 16:37 <@deen> hi 16:38 < Wohoo> hei deen, there is no Skin section in forum? only Client, Map and server 16:38 <@deen> yes 16:38 <@deen> i don't like skins 16:39 < Wohoo> but i have a funny bugged skin to show 16:39 <@deen> i think we have more than enough 16:39 <@deen> post in client or offtopic 16:39 < Wohoo> it is about bug on it, not about adding skin, i use standard too 16:39 <@deen> then client 16:42 <@EastByte> deen: did we ever discuss a ddnet accountsystem? 16:42 <@deen> no idea 16:43 <@deen> it was planned for hookrace 16:43 <@EastByte> yea 16:43 <@deen> i didn't want to have the trouble in ddnet 16:43 <@deen> especially since players are already playing 16:43 <@deen> without accounts 16:43 <@deen> so people could steal accounts 16:43 <@EastByte> right 16:44 <@EastByte> but I guess people would love to sign into their ddnet clients 16:44 <@EastByte> and being able to detect fakers for example 16:45 <@deen> yes, would be nice 16:45 <@deen> then we need account servers 16:45 <@deen> and regular servers have to be connected to them too? 16:45 <@EastByte> could be done completly client side (without ddnet tw servers) 16:45 <@deen> how? 16:45 <@EastByte> you can keep a list of all online accounts 16:46 <@EastByte> and clients requests whether a player is online on some server 16:46 <@deen> so a client can just tell the account server "I'm on server x" and the account server believes it? 16:47 <@EastByte> would be neccessary yes 16:47 <@deen> but it would also work on non-ddnet-servers 16:47 <@deen> that's nice 16:47 <@EastByte> yea 16:48 <@deen> btw, people use +showhookcoll to identify if someone is botting or not :P 16:48 <@deen> in the ictf community, it's funny 16:48 <@EastByte> how? 16:48 <@deen> suspected botters are asked to install ddnet client 16:48 <@deen> and use +showhookcoll while playing 16:48 <@deen> as proof that they're not running their bot client 16:48 <@EastByte> ah and then they are worse then before? 16:48 <@deen> if they were botting, yes^^ 16:48 <@EastByte> hmkay 16:49 <@deen> hm, i like the idea 16:49 <@deen> with accouns 16:49 <@deen> what about the account server 16:49 <@deen> it will get ddosed 16:49 <@EastByte> nice way to spread the ddnet client (that anti bottin thing)^^ 16:49 <@EastByte> might be a problem 16:49 <@EastByte> but we would use tcp I guess 16:49 <@deen> but then you're just not logged in, so everything would keep working 16:50 <@EastByte> yep 16:50 <@deen> but if the server knows nothing then people can keep faking others and making fake ranks 16:50 <@EastByte> well, logged in players might check what they've done before 16:51 <@EastByte> and remove some ranks 16:51 <@EastByte> just an idea 16:51 <@EastByte> but I'm not sure about binding accounts to ranks 16:51 <@deen> no, they shouldn't be able to remove ranks 16:51 <@deen> yeah, maybe it's good enough when others see who's logged in 16:52 <@deen> but hm, the client needs to request a lot of info from the account server 16:52 <@deen> every time someone joins a server 16:52 <@EastByte> indeed 16:52 <@deen> that kind of information should really come from the gameserver i think 16:52 <@EastByte> ddnet server could offer special support for that 16:53 <@deen> you also want global chats? 16:54 <@EastByte> well that's your idea^^ 16:54 < Wohoo> can you help me? do you know how use spoiler tag on forum? 16:54 <@deen> there is no spoiler tag afaik 16:55 <@EastByte> anyways, it's hard to implement / requires quite a long dev time 16:55 < Wohoo> it may be usefull to post screenshot 16:56 <@EastByte> WOW, would be cool to upload screens using the account 16:56 <@EastByte> and demos 16:56 <@deen> and connect the account to your player profile and mapper profile 16:56 <@EastByte> yea 16:56 <@deen> so you have everything on the website 16:56 <@deen> indeed 16:57 <@deen> and then you need a demo downloader in ddnet client 16:57 <@deen> so you can get the most recent demos of your friends 16:57 < BeaR> lel 16:57 <@deen> haha 16:57 <@EastByte> well, dreaming about ideas is easy ^^ 16:57 <+laxadedi> hannibal: you there ? 16:58 <@EastByte> deen: maybe we should implement a http lib into ddnet 16:58 <@EastByte> http is friendly :) 16:58 <+laxadedi> if you like electronic music, you should definitively check that : 16:58 <+laxadedi> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56bCjzFMghI 16:58 <+Nimda> [YouTube] Title: VITALIC - See The Sea / Red (official) | Rating: 4.95/5.00 | Views: 410,878 16:58 < BeaR> EastByte: why :D? 16:59 <@deen> EastByte: you mean the current one isn't good enough? :P 16:59 <@EastByte> oh there is one? 16:59 <@EastByte> it must be horrible since I didn't note^^ 16:59 <@EastByte> BeaR: because of ddos protections and so on 16:59 <+o_be_one> Teetime, u like blmap baam x) ? 16:59 <@EastByte> http has high priority 17:00 <@EastByte> deen: also everything could be ajax 17:00 <@deen> EastByte: posting raw text using net_tcp_send isn't good enough? 17:00 <@EastByte> ajaj 17:00 < hannibal> laxadedi: now i'm here.. but just to say goodbye. i'm off for the weekend :) 17:00 <@deen> bye hannibal 17:00 < hannibal> cu ingame all :) 17:00 <+laxadedi> hannibal: xD 17:01 <@EastByte> deen: by using http you can just use your python http environment to work on it 17:01 <@EastByte> implementing own protocols is a bad idea I think 17:02 <+Teetime> o_be_one: lol no, i dont even get the point of blocker 17:02 <@EastByte> no one does :) 17:03 <+o_be_one> Teetime, but its you on baam blockern o ? 17:04 <+Teetime> Probably another one with this name 17:04 <@EastByte> ^ his name really is famous :) 17:04 <@EastByte> dunno why 17:09 <+o_be_one> too bad :( 17:10 <@deen> but something is weird at HH, all cpu cores report the exact same load^^ 17:10 <@EastByte> haha that's strange 17:16 < Wohoo> bb all 17:41 <@EastByte> deen: can you check #teeworlds? _guest has some problem relating dos/flood on vanilla 17:41 <@EastByte> maybe you know which issue it could be 17:41 <@EastByte> afk 17:41 <@EastByte> oh wait, you aren't there 17:43 <@EastByte> http://pastebin.mozilla.org/6755728 17:43 <@EastByte> afk 17:51 <@deen> we just ban all packets from an ip when it spams too much 17:51 <@deen> i'd guess that works against this kind of issue =/ 17:52 <@deen> if people had ipv6 that would be cool 17:53 <@EastByte> indeed 17:53 <@deen> we have more than enough ips there 17:53 <@deen> for any ddos prevention attempts 17:54 <@EastByte> hm I don't think that makes it harder to take down the server 17:54 <@EastByte> especially because ovh doesn't support ipv6 rules^^ 17:54 <@deen> ah^^ 17:54 <@deen> but i think ddosers don't use ipv6 either :P 17:54 <@EastByte> yea, find a botnet that supports ipv6 17:55 <@deen> do the master servers even work with ipv6? 17:55 <@EastByte> what I know is that the master server's ip entries are 18 bytes long 17:55 <@EastByte> for ipv6 support 17:55 <@deen> hm, how would i register my ipv6 address? 17:55 <@EastByte> but now sure whether it works completly 17:56 <@EastByte> bindaddr [::] or something 17:56 <@deen> because GER has ipv6 17:56 <@deen> but well, since no players have it it doesn't matter much 17:56 <@EastByte> FRA too 17:56 <@EastByte> atleast it can be well used for communication between servers 17:57 <@deen> between the few servers that have it 17:57 <@EastByte> hm mostly supported I think 17:58 <@EastByte> except you try to order servers in chile 17:58 <@EastByte> or china 17:58 <@EastByte> I guess the chinese firewall doesn't even know ipv6 18:04 <@EastByte> deen: mysql allows access from multiple clients at the same time right? 18:04 <@EastByte> so you can lock tables or something 18:04 <@deen> of course! 18:04 <@deen> lock? 18:04 <@EastByte> so it's easy to run multiple accounts servers on different servers 18:04 <@deen> and then? 18:05 <@EastByte> for example if a user gets logged in twice at the same time on differen account servers 18:05 <@EastByte> easy to handle it right? 18:06 <@deen> i don't understand =/ 18:06 <+laxa> https://www.plastc.com/card 18:06 <+laxa> Interesting product if you use a lot of cards ! 18:06 <@EastByte> for example if we want a user only to be logged in once 18:07 <@EastByte> how do you prevent a collision when accessing mysql? 18:07 <@deen> on a single database? 18:07 <@EastByte> yes 18:08 <@EastByte> from multiple account servers 18:08 <@deen> ok, now i understand what kind of lock you mean 18:08 <@EastByte> user.online = true if ... 18:09 <+laxa> deen: your https is broken 18:09 <@deen> laxa: how so? 18:09 <+pause> laxa: You read hacker news now ? 18:09 <@EastByte> laxa: you are broken :D 18:09 <+laxa> pause: what ? 18:10 <+laxa> deen: it doesn't load the whole website 18:10 <+laxa> and you don't have a redirect from http to https, but I guess it's what you want 18:10 <@EastByte> "Security Collapse in the HTTPS Market" 18:10 <@EastByte> http://queue.acm.org/detail.cfm?id=2673311 18:10 <@deen> laxa: do i advertise the https site anywhere? 18:11 <+laxa> hum no :) 18:11 <@deen> what part doesn't work? 18:11 <@deen> youtube vids don't work, i guess that's a security feature 18:11 <@deen> rest seems to work to me 18:12 <+laxa> http://snag.gy/HKpl4.jpg 18:12 <@deen> might make sense to use https for the forum because of the login 18:12 <@deen> laxa: weird, for me it works 18:12 <+laxa> because it's probably cached 18:12 <@deen> ah, you haven't accepted the certificate for https://ddnet.tw 18:12 <@deen> meh 18:12 <+laxa> I accepted it, otherwise chrome would not let me browse the website 18:13 <@deen> i thought you accepted only for forum.ddnet.tw 18:13 <+laxa> ok 18:13 <+laxa> that's right 18:13 <+laxa> my bad 18:13 <+laxa> :) 18:13 <@EastByte> haha 18:13 <@deen> but still, the browser should say something about that =/ 18:14 <+pause> laxa: plastic card thing was featured on HN 18:15 <+laxa> I got it from ETNA's forum 19:42 <+eeeee> you can get a free ssl cert accepted in most browsers 19:43 <+laxa> startssl.com 19:43 <+laxa> I got mine from here 19:43 <+eeeee> yeah 19:43 <+laxa> and if you are a student, you can get the new github plan 19:43 <+laxa> and have a certificate from I don't remember website 19:43 <+laxa> https://github.com/blog/1900-the-best-developer-tools-now-free-for-students 19:43 <+laxa> namecheap.com 19:43 <+eeeee> oh yea there are some providers who give out ssl for foss projects 19:44 <+laxa> !wiki foss 19:44 <+Nimda> Foss may refer to Foss (surname), people with the last name Foss, Foss Shanahan (1910-1964), New Zealand diplomat, Foss Westcott (1863-1949), English bishop, Tom Foss, fictional character from Kyle XY, Foss Gly, fictional character from two Clive Cussler novels, Night Probe! and Cyclops, Foss, Oklahoma, town in Washita County, Oklahoma, United States, Foss, Oregon, community in Tillamook C... ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foss ) 19:44 <+eeeee> free and open source 19:44 <+laxa> that's fos 19:44 <+laxa> not foss 19:44 <+eeeee> software 19:44 <+laxa> :) 19:44 <+eeeee> :P 19:44 <+laxa> I guess the github student plan is quite nice 19:45 <+laxa> I didn't took it yet, cause I would have no use for it. 19:45 <+eeeee> so does deen have a concrete plan about the accounts or all of this is just ideas? 19:46 <+laxa> I think this is mostly ideas, 19:46 <+laxa> we will just see I guess 19:46 <+eeeee> well while sitting back and watching deen do things for us sounds nice 19:47 <+eeeee> i'd like to at least share my knowledge of making account servers if it's applicable 19:47 <+laxa> deen welcome any help :) 19:47 <+laxa> but I really think that the best thing for teeworlds would be to remake it from scratch in full object C++ 19:47 <+eeeee> yeah i'm just wondering if anyone figured a way to hack the accounts into vanilla 19:48 <+eeeee> best i've seen so far was teerace with their rcon auth 19:48 <+eeeee> which was still plaintext 19:48 <+laxa> since teerace is open source, they could use most of their identification system I guess 19:49 <+eeeee> it's not secure tho 19:49 <@deen> so much fun on this map with 52 people 19:49 <@deen> 55* 19:49 <+laxa> !twp deen 19:49 <+Nimda> deen is currently playing Dusty Road on server : DDNet GER - Moderate [DDraceNetwork]. 19:49 <@deen> all at the start^^ 19:49 <+eeeee> nice 19:51 <+eeeee> at the dawn of blocking we once had 55 players on a blocker server running ddrace-zt-III 19:57 <@deen> !ddnetpeak 19:57 <+Nimda> Current players on DDNet : 327 19:57 <+Nimda> Current DDNet peak : 532 users online at 2014-09-28 20:14:41 20:06 <+eeeee> like what about letting people register on ddnet.tw and auto-logging their ip into their account ingame while they have a browser with ddnet.tw open 20:09 <+eeeee> if ddnet.tw accounts had some bells and whistles like charts or showing what are your friends playing or global chat, i think people would use it 20:12 <@EastByte> and there might be less shitstorms because they aren't faking each other 20:27 <+laxa> !tinyurl http://www.edreams.com/engine/ItinerarySearch/search?preferedAirlineOne=&departureCity=Dortmund&departureDate=07%2F11%2F2014&searchType=4&labelFlexibleTxt=I+am+flexible&agencyID=EDR_GB&isDomainDotCom=true&arrivalCityHd=&zapOffPercent=0&buyPath=24&searchMainProductTypeName=FLIGHT&action=engine%2FItinerarySearch%2Fsearch&zapOffDirectFlight=1&filterDirectFlights=false&childs=0&metasearch 20:27 <+laxa> =&arrivalLocation=Paris&utm_source=&utm_campaign=&departureTime=0000&retDate=12%2F11%2F2014&tmpret=20%2F10%2F2014&numChilds=0&numAdults=1&websiteCode=GB&numInfants=0&country=null&arrivalCity=Paris&serviceclass=Y&AirportsType=ALL&chkAirportsType=&isZapOffdates=0&adults=1&auxOrBt=0&language=en&isCorporateFares=1&utm_medium=&returnTime=0000&collectionTypeEstimationNeeded=&serviceSearch=1&mktporta 20:27 <+Nimda> http://tinyurl.com/m8tlf6l 20:27 <+laxa> l=&youths=0&preferedAirlineTwo=&infantswithseats=0&returnDate=12%2F11%2F2014&tripTypeName=ROUND_TRIP&departureCityHd=&norestrictions2=0&utm_content=&affiliate=&preferedAirlineThree=&trip=1&infants=0&utm_term=&depDate=07%2F11%2F2014&isZapOff=0&tripType=1&departureLocation=Dortmund&preferedAirline=&seniors=0&applyAllTaxes=false&zapOffCarrier=UX 21:25 <@EastByte> no attacks on freiday evening? 21:28 <@EastByte> what the hell is going wrong 21:51 <+laxadedi> http://pastebin.com/QZVAD981 21:57 <+Nimda> DDNet FRA2 went down! 21:57 <@deen> oh? 21:57 <@deen> here we go =/ 21:58 <+laxadedi> Are Kimsufi FRA servers still online ? 21:58 <@deen> yes 21:58 <@deen> no 21:58 <+laxadedi> So all FRA are on FRA2 21:58 <@deen> yes 21:58 <@deen> no ddos detected 21:58 <@deen> server jsut dead? 21:58 <+laxadedi> check the hoster website 21:58 <@deen> yes 21:59 <+laxadedi> they might have a problem with the dedi 21:59 <@deen> https://www.harmony-hosting.com/help/monitoring/ 21:59 <@deen> dedi is dead 21:59 <+laxadedi> pfew :) 21:59 <@deen> ... 21:59 <@deen> not good 21:59 <@deen> i said that one has lowest uptime! 21:59 <+laxadedi> Well not good, but it's not ddos at least 21:59 <@deen> players are still all dead now... 22:00 <@deen> no wonder that the friday night player numbers are so low when our servers are dead all the time 22:00 <+laxadedi> Homer from Harmony down too 22:00 <+laxadedi> wtf 22:00 <+laxadedi> 2 servers dead at the same time 22:00 <@EastByte> lol 22:00 <@deen> wasn't down 2 min ago 22:00 <+laxadedi> it is now 22:00 <@deen> attack on them or faulty network hardware? 22:00 <@EastByte> ovh dead or what 22:01 <@deen> their website always takes a minute to load for me 22:01 <+laxadedi> I guess you should go on their IRC chan 22:01 <@deen> but now it doesn't load at all^^ 22:01 <@deen> 502 Bad Gateway 22:01 <+laxadedi> might get interesting for you 22:01 <@deen> what channel? 22:01 <@deen> and what server 22:01 <+laxadedi> well, with website down, it'll be hard to tell you 22:02 <+laxadedi> it's not down anymore 22:02 <+laxadedi> #HarmonyHosting 22:02 <+laxadedi> don't know which server yet 22:03 <@deen> good start with the new hoster^^ 22:04 <@deen> 24 hours and server is down 22:04 <@EastByte> doesn't happen often to see dedicated servers unreachable 22:05 <+laxadedi> I love this 22:05 <+laxadedi> you can connect to IRC server with fucking chat 22:05 <@deen> yeah, I'm on it 22:05 <+laxadedi> but they won't give the name of the fucking damn server 22:05 <@deen> server is Klat00.org but they speak french anyway 22:05 <+laxadedi> let me come 22:06 <@deen> it's ok, i'm not even reading^^ 22:08 <+laxadedi> good organisation, someone relaunched nginx, so you got disconnected :p 22:08 <@deen> nice, got disconnected 22:08 <@deen> guess their irc server is down :P 22:09 <@deen> ah no, just me 22:09 <@deen> damn laxa, talking about me 22:10 <+laxadedi> I am asking them that they can do about foreign client :) 22:10 <@deen> ... 22:10 <+laxadedi> what 22:10 <+laxadedi> they can do\ 22:17 <+laxadedi> apparently they have been ddos wednesday evening lol 22:17 <+laxadedi> they went down for 5 minutes 22:19 <+Nimda> DDNet FRA2 went back online! 22:21 <+laxadedi> they don't know where it's coming from, they say it's neither hardware not network not ddos 22:21 <+laxadedi> -not+nor 22:21 <@deen> yes, i understood that 22:23 <+laxadedi> I feel like those people would like to have nimda announcing server that goes down :p 22:23 <@deen> sure, send them nimda 22:40 <@deen> ZAF getting ddosed 22:41 <+Nimda> DDNet South Africa went down! 22:52 <+Nimda> DDNet South Africa went back online! 23:26 <+Learath2> maybe vali decided to go to the root of his problems and take down ovh instead 23:27 <+eeeee> i wish he tried to dig even deeper and just ddosed himself 23:28 <+eeeee> this way you could say that entire internet is down 23:28 <+Learath2> that would be kinda funny 23:28 <+Learath2> how do you stop the ddos shitstorm if you cant give the command to stop it 23:29 <+eeeee> well theres always a backup connection 23:29 <+Learath2> lets point all ddnet.tw domains to vali's ip next time he comes 23:29 <+eeeee> e.g. cell phone 23:29 <+Learath2> what if he has a Nokia 3310 23:30 <+eeeee> yeah that's possible if he spent all his money on ddosing and can't afford a good phone